'Professionals have standards': 30 Memes taking the job of humor seriously

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    Re-Traumatized

    Therapist: Congrats! That was your last session. *credit card declines* Therapist: @casual.nihilism You are disgusting. You'll never find love.
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    Kid destroys $15,000 LEGO sculpture an hour after new exhibit opens L Anakin Skywalker 23 6- 0
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    Surrounded By Broke People

    EX China reportedly made an app to show people if they're standing near someone in debt - a new part of its intrusive 'social credit' policy Alexandra Ma 20h MARTA 2000 VIRG COMINANT Mwem en A was pro PLATE ANY aro OUR WINE DE Ba 07700ms r 0300 Fo MA startin zena BUT PAST IT SMELL LIKE BROKE IN HERE
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    Her: I only date bad boys. Me: Coca-Cola isded
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    Beauty Icon

    O MY BEAUTY TRICKS amenpenis: Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
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    When you finish a phenomenal game with a satisfying ending and you're hit with that post-game depres on
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    Joke Fail

    Who's Joe? n Who's Joe mama? O Aa Ask Joe Joe mama :) ра Now what?
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    Germany suffers hyperinflation (1923, Colorized) . a Little Golden Book. 111-65 BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY'S™ CARROT MACHINE Too Many Carrots
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    Different Methods

    Japan has made a gon called SpeechJammer that can stop people from talking. Me knowing that a regular gon can do that too
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    My face when the parents find out I'm not a real karate teacher and that I just like kicking children ngmemes
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    Fragrant

    Guys should I get this perfume
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    I think Gods next test for me should be "can he handle a ridiculous amount of money" AV АЯ
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    It Could Be

    Images Videos Web News Forums More -> 2+6=> shi like 8 maybe 9 AC Bro wdym maybe Math Solver > ornet E ee Online Calculators - Math, Fitness ... kcalculations, along with a large collection of with in-depth information Calculat Feedback
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    Adam TODAY > ADAM Hey I'm talking sh about you to my friend, what pronouns do you prefer? Just trying to be respectful about it Professionals have STANDARDS
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    Unrecognizable

    Mister Social @lceCreamSocial Thinking about Gordon Ramsay's pilot. disguise again
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    Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked slatt @slqttyo Look like he drive fast af MEME ZAR 905K
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    Random Cities

    Republic of Kiribati @Kiribati....7h Fine. You're not invited La Doctora @VoxDoc... 1d I think Kiribati just gave up when it came time to name cities. London • Banana Paris Poland Kiribati 263 15.2K 51K ılı 1.8M Σ
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    9GAG @9GAG Don't feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. Remember, Shrek didn't have a girlfriend until he was 30. SpiderMan1962 @SpiderMan1962_ Unlike Shrek, I'm not as f
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    Key Distinction

    "They're grrreat!" vs "Dey aiiiight." Kellogg's frosty Corn FROSTED FLAKES TONY OF CORN THEY GR-B-R Flakes No Artificial Flavors or Colors Added
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    Van Camps PORK BEANS Beans
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    Literally

    When someone says they don't believe. in global warming Be a lot cooler if you did
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    When your crush texts u cute things like "who's this?" and "how did you get this number?"
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    A True Success

    When everyone's boasting about their kids achievements at the family function and your mum looks at you
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    Doritos crusted Mountain-Dew cheesecake with Mountain-Dew gelatin topping YOU WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD YOU DIDN'T STOP TO THINK IF YOU SHOULD
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    Paging Freud

    friend: treat her like you'd treat your mother *later on date* me: can i have $50
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    HELLMANN'S Mayonnaisal Spray HELLMANN'S REAL For when you're breathing a little too easy...
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    How

    Me: Takes a sh The guy I took it from: made with mematic
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    These were sonics last words O HOZY Fİ KLES ITSKNUCKLES
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    Pretzel Witch Rule

    munity ENT CURE ANXIETY with pretzels! ST ER! R The answer was pretzels all along mlarayoukai Thanks pretzel witch
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    When you have to delete a game to free up storage for another I am sorry little one.

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